polar schmolar. or is it?

As if Spring Carnival doesn't bring enough excitement and late night shenanigans to Fort Yukon, a purported polar bear wandered close to town.  Once spotted news spread like wildfire, but the kind of wildfire that no one actually believes exactly, or do they?  Some local men bounded to the snowmachines rifles in hand.  Zebedee brought back a honest-to-god polar bear.  http://www.newsminer.com/news/2008/mar/28/polar-bear-killed-fort-yukon/  We, along with the rest of the town, paraded through his yard as he skinned out the small polar bear.  I saw it, and I believe it. I'll include here only the tame photo of the bear's large paw.  Because some folks may be offended at the blood...check the comments on the article on the newsminer website for more conversation along those lines.
If you go to where the polar bear lives, he might kill you.  If he comes to where you live, you might kill him.